Author Topic: corona vaccine (Read 2276 times)

The Resonte! · December 19, 2020, 09:16:49 AM

what're your thoughts now that it's actually in development?
would you take it? would you not? do you think it's safe? effective? a conspiracy?

i'd probably take it, but maybe in a few months to make sure that it's actually effective and there's no debilitating side effects. huge concern considering how quickly it had to be made

also, this entire situation has an eerie similarity to the start of a zombie apocalypse, so that's something to be wary about

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Kelp · December 19, 2020, 10:01:50 AM

just tried heroin

b00by_GENERATOR · December 19, 2020, 10:18:19 AM

I think a vaccine is a nice alternative to maskless oldheads spitting in my face at Island's and missing my 8 bracket CS:S tourney because of a hospital visit.

Aide33 · December 19, 2020, 10:44:55 AM

i cant wait to shot as much of it into my ass so i can go to clubs and vomit in public again

Kumquat · December 19, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

Ive heard its supposed to take years to develop vaccines so it spooks me how fast its been made.

I dont know if thats accurate though and really dont care enough about it to look up the faxts because overall I dont really care.

Sheepocalypse · December 19, 2020, 12:00:07 PM

I can�t get any more handicapped so what do I have to lose

The Resonte! · December 19, 2020, 12:18:51 PM

Quote from: Kelp on December 19, 2020, 10:01:50 AM

just tried heroin

did it work

espio100 · December 19, 2020, 01:55:54 PM

Quote from: Aide33 on December 19, 2020, 10:44:55 AM

i cant wait to shot as much of it into my ass so i can go to clubs and vomit in public again

this but unironically

Kelp · December 19, 2020, 05:40:31 PM

Quote from: The Resonte! on December 19, 2020, 12:18:51 PM

did it work

great painkiller, terribly addictive

fuzzytoastedcoconut · December 19, 2020, 05:55:20 PM

I would take the vaccine!!!!

Crook · December 19, 2020, 07:52:07 PM

Quote from: Kumquat on December 19, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

Ive heard its supposed to take years to develop vaccines so it spooks me how fast its been made.

They used the 'kill babies for their stem cells' speed running strat for this one which hasn't been done (and approved) previously

Crook · December 19, 2020, 07:53:05 PM

TlTO · December 19, 2020, 08:58:04 PM

Quote from: Crook on December 19, 2020, 07:53:05 PM

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Crook · December 19, 2020, 08:59:18 PM

If I upload that to Imgur the planned parenthood private security team will literally arrive at my back door

Goth77 · December 20, 2020, 04:13:52 AM

no thanks

"I'm sure the media and government are looking out for my best interest, they know whats right! Right?"