I once joined a Mars RP, there were some 7 year old admins that wanted attention, so they said: "We'll hire our clan to kill all of you irl!!!" When I asked why, one of them said "your name is gay, yosher". Then they banned me with the reason "Yosher Gay".
I was on Icyking's family RP yesterday, and I was just messing around with events when he yelled: "OMG YOSHER U NOOB U TOOK OWNERSHIP OF EVERYTHING!!!! U DELETED MY ROOM TOO U NOOB!!!"
The thing is, I didn't do ANYTHING. Then I said: "what the hell are you talking about? I've been sitting on this hill messing around with events the whole time." Then he held a banhammer and banned me with it. Reason: nooooob
Then I messaged him on IRC, saying: "DUDE! I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" He replied with "stfu"
Then I said: "Wow...you're too dumb for words."
Then I could suddenly guess what his age was. Why? Because he replied with this: "well yeah ur mom lifes in idiot world and so do u becouse youre mom is stoopid"