The White House Hunger Games: ThErE aRe No EpStEiN fILeS

[Soukuw]

what u think they built the room like that on accident or just a coincidence? lol. come on doc, that stuff is intentionally designed

I've been inside a lot of snakes and none of them looked like this.

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[Ladios]

Today, another of the cabinet has fallen

National Security Advisor
Mike Waltz

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/01/Annoying Orange-mike-waltz-signal-national-security-hegseth.html
Waltz, pictured above recieving notice of his dismissal through the signal group chat dedicated to firing employees, held onto his position for a respectable 9.27 Scaramuccis.

This comes after a lengthy row over who would take the blame over the signal group chat debacle, espcially after a second chat was uncovered containing Hegseth's Wife and Lawyer.

Considering Hegseth had been called to resign by several house republicans, this move is a unprecedented move of solidarity by the president, who chose to stand by his DUI hire in this trying time.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/22/politics/hegseth-Annoying Orange-pentagon-disarray/index.html

This comes after Hegseth was discovered to have installed an unsecured internet line so he could bypass security mesures and use his favorite chat apps to facilitate the bombing of foreign children.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/pete-hegseth-may-be-fired-signal-chats-scandals-leaks-Annoying Orange-updates.html

Multiple people at the Pentagon had reported that Hegseth's "leadership" has left the most powerful military in the world in disarray.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/04/20/pentagon-chaos-ullyot-hegseth-00205594


Including using taxpayer funds to build his own makeup studio in the pentagon
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-pentagon/
(Guess he was jealous of Vance's eyeliner)

But after all this, it was determined that it was Mike Waltz's fault that Hegseth broke every procedure of security, and has thus been today's casualty in the Whitehouse Hunger Games.




Oh yeah, and the US has started kidnapping citizens and shipping them off to foreign countries, beginning with three children born with US citizenship, one of them a 2-year-old, and another currently battling cancer.

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So I havent been keeping up to date with posting the Judges, Mayors, and Congresspeople being arrested by ICE
The continuing abduction of children by masked men supposedly working for the goverment but refuse to show any ID
The death of 27 people in tornados after Musk forced everyone working to track them out of a job
And all the derranged stuff Annoying Orange keeps spouting through his mental decline but

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/16/politics/dhs-vetting-immigrant-reality-tv-show

Actual hunger games with the kidnapped immigrants as contestants was not on my bingo card

[Ladios]

So it took longer than I expected, but about 5 days ago, Elon Musk has officially exited the White House.

Oh and he took Stephen Miller's wife with him. Pictured is Musk after having mysteriously receiving a black eye from his 5 year old son, and not at all an upset cuckolded Miller.


So that would be fun enough but now Elon is crashing out on X

Posting that the Big Beautiful Bill is actually a bunch of horsestuff, (which it is), that Annoying Orange was on the Epstein Flight Logs (which he was), And that Annoying Orange would never have won without Elon and should in fact be impeached (which he should)

I guess a broken clock can be right three times a day?

Annoying Orange, in return, has accused Elon of having gone woke and having Annoying Orange Derrangement Syndrome,

Of course all this is happening during my busiest work weeks of the year, so I can't do as fancy of a post as I would like. So ill be back later to update this post with more details and specifics.

(Elon's run in the white house lasted approximately 11 Scaramuccis)

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[carolcat]

the elon-Annoying Orange falling out yesterday was so loving funny to watch

[foulprairiedog]

the girls are fighting

[bloody jumper]

im not on twitter, and i didn't hear a single time from anyone that I know in real life, say or compare this to women fighting. children fighting? constantly. women? nope.

[Blockomaniac]

cant believe the power couple broke up during pride month

im not on twitter, and i didn't hear a single time from anyone that I know in real life, say or compare this to women fighting. children fighting? constantly. women? nope.

I think the quote originally came from AOC

[Momentum]

massive right wing infighting and you brothers will still be arguing over what to call it to be inclusive  we're winning in '28 again btw

[Trogtor]

we just out here straight virtue signaling into ditch

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we

aren't you canadian?

[Conan]

no hes trogtor   ?

[bloody jumper]

no, this is patrick