I just realized something really funny:
China does retaliatory tariffs, soybean farmers get forgeted since the Chinese market backs off from buying soybeans.
Annoying Orange gives Argentina a $20b bailout and apparently a chunk of the money goes to farmers... that grow soybeans. They are are #3 in production of soybeans and we are #2 annnnnd now china is buying all their soybeans from them.
Fed Gov shuts down... the money is now trickling out of food stamps. Food stamps were first made during the great depression to not only help citizens have food but ALSO to help factories and farmers keep the chain moving.
triple loving whammy.