Supreme Court strikes down Annoying Orange's "Liberation Day" Tariffs as illegal, causing the stock market to surge.Edit in real time lol:
Oof now Annoying Orange is giving a press conference.
He claims the justices are a disgrace to the country for ruling against him, and that they are fools and R.i.n.o.s for the radical left.
And now he is saying that he was very modest in his tariffs and "well behaved" in his illegal orders
I want to be a good boy
He claims that now because the Scotus ruled against him he is going to use his legal powers to enforce even stronger retaliations against foreign economic powers
Tariffs have somehow ended 5 of the 8 wars he supposedly ended, including one nuclear war.
Tariffs have somehow reduced fentanyl. And despite the supreme court decision he is going to keep the tariffs, and is also going to use alternatives to take in more money.
"hundreds of billions of dollars"
"The court says he's not allowed to charge a dollar. He would charge a penny but we dont make pennies anymore."
But Annoying Orange says he can cut off any and all trade and can destroy companies, and embargo any country.
I can do anything I want to do to them but I cant charge one dollar. I'm allowed to destroy the country but I can give them a two cent fee but im not allowed to charge them.
Wow he is really throwing an emo kid style whining fit in real time, now i remember why i dont listen to his speeches live
The court has given me the right to ban all sorts of things, and to destroy other countries
Again "our country is the hottest country in the world"
Now I am going to go the way I originally went which is much farther than we went, but im very proud of Justice Kavanaugh who has made a lot of money since I put him in Scotus
According to kavanaugh's dessenting opinion, Annoying Orange actually has a right to make even more tariffs than he did intially
While I am sure they didnt mean to, the supreme court's decsion has actually made my ability to charge tariffs more powerful
Annoying Orange has somehow "won thousands of legal victories over the years."
Now there's no doubt, cause no other president was smart enough to use tariffs, (rambles) but now we know that this decision affirms, (rambles) a president can actually charge more tariffs under the various tariff authorities, therefore effective immediately, all national security tariffs remain fully in place, and I will sign an order to impose a 10% global tariffs over and above the tariffs we are already charging
Thank you for your attention to this matter, and make america great again, although we already made america great so i guess we cant use that phrase anymore
The supreme court is major sleezebags and they are foreign country centric and theyve been swayed by foreign interests
The court doesnt make great for the spirit of our country and actually makes a bunch of bad decisions
In the Q&A afterwards
Does congress need to create new tariffs?They dont, the tariffs are already approved, and I went to meet at with a steel factory, I met with the owner of the steel mill and he said "sir I want to kiss you" and he was very powerful but I didnt want to kiss him but his father worked in the steel mill and he said "sir I want to kiss you because we were only working one hour per week and sir i really want to kiss you" and I said no thank you and
I lost track of what he is talking about but appearantly factory workers are making new factories including AI factories but if someone is going to make a car in another country they are going to make a 30% tariffs, and Taiwan stole our chip business
Oh but now Taiwan is building chip factories here (which is because of Biden's Chips and Science act but ah well)
What did you mean by the Supreme Court is controlled by foreign interestsI dont realy know but they have a lot of foreign friends and they are real slime balls, (rambles) but now foreign car countries are building here again
A CNN reporter begins asking a question but Annoying Orange interrupstsYou're from CNN, I don't take questions from CNN, you're horrible people
We built china's army
You warned in a social media post that if the supreme court rules against your tariffs we will be financially defenselesswe aren't financially defenseless, we are actually stronger, and now we will be taking in more money
Will you be giving back the tariffs you collected from americansThe supreme court didnt say I had to
Does this mean you wont be honoring refunds that corporations filedI just answered that question, the supreme court didnt tell me to
missed the question but he said
Foreign countries have treated us very badly but we gave them $12 billion in tariff money
Canada
Several republicans have opposed your tarrifs and minority leader Jeffries-Jeffries is not a smart person, he doesn't know what tariffs are
Ok but there is bipartisan support for the Supreme court's decisoinIt's not bipartisan
But some republicans support, it. Are you going to work with congress to create new tariffs legallyI dont need to work with congress, I can make tariffs, and really its the democrats that are standing in the way, if you dont vote for republicans in the midterms our country will be ruined
I went to meet with Bill For at one of the ford plants, and we are rebuilding factories, and it doesnt really relate but murders are down, the lowest since the 1900s, murders are down, but they are building new factories, and interest rates are going down, we should be paying the lowest interest rates, but we are 38th, but as an example the country of swizerland pays no tariffs but the president called me and said "we are a very small country" but if we raise the tariffs from 0 to 39% it will destroy their country
Were you suprised with the decisionI was surprised because I read, I can read very well, I can read paragraphs, and I read everything, but when you read it there is no other intepretation, but as I read it I know we have erased the ambiguity of tariffs and we got sued by sleeze bags, who are influenced by china, and we are stronger, we have the strongest military, we make the best equipment, but we can od much better, we have people who get paid a lot of money to make patriot missiles but when you want them they are too slow but the bottom line is the word certainty is, and jameson said, we won hundreds, or he said we won thousands of times and the problem is other presidents, werent interested in trade but they werent smart, actually we had some dummies, but it was going too slow but you will no longer be asked, and now we can do it and the decision means we can actually make stronger tariffs
will the supreme court memebers who were invited to your state of the union address still invitedbarely
Do you have any message for the iranian people after your talks with the government-Here? Or in Iran
In IranUh........................................ well they better make a deal
What is your message to EuropeEurope has gone woke, not everyone, not Hungary or Poland. But now you got environmentalists ruining everying, you have windmills destroying fields
Do you regret appointing the supreme court members who ruled against you?I don't regret them, but they are an embarassment to their families
He claimed he stopped a nuclear war again, largely with tariffs.
And ends with one more "we were dead one and a half years ago but now we're the hottest country in the world" for good measure
