The White House Hunger Games: Shooter at Corespondents dinner

[King Tøny]

He's lowkey been trying to start World War III without actually starting World War III

Only whites start WWs

some browns and jews will not be the cause of WW3

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[Masterlegodude]

“I love the Catholic Church… I just wish they’d stick to fixing the Church and stay out of politics.”

Tom Homan, a lifelong Catholic, fires back after Pope Leo criticizes U.S. immigration enforcement.

"I wish they'd sit down with me and hear my experiences the last 40 years. Maybe they'd understand why a secure border saves lives."

Why is the pope only now a problem for these people? In just a year, these people went from ignoring the guy to outright rejecting him now, but what changed in a year from when these same "controversies" first started, that only now is what the pope says a problem for them?

And why, if they're the "lifelong" Christians/Catholics they claim to be, is the pope being anti-war and not 'America first' only now an issue?

[King Tøny]

Why is the pope only now a problem for these people? In just a year, these people went from ignoring the guy to outright rejecting him now, but what changed in a year from when these same "controversies" first started, that only now is what the pope says a problem for them?

And why, if they're the "lifelong" Christians/Catholics they claim to be, is the pope being anti-war and not 'America first' only now an issue?

You realize you can be christian without following the pope, right? You can be christian without going to church

the same way you can be gay and not forced to fly the LGBT flag and blindly follow the harmful ideology of child mutilation that flag represents. You aren't forced to make it your personality and join the cult.

[Swholli]

if anyone made political campaign videos against you with lego AI you should make your campaign videos in bl lol. i would totally vote for that

Oh, well now I have to do that

[Dr.Block]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/15/pentagon-ramps-up-secret-cuba-planning-Annoying Orange/89623722007/

Well, guess we’re going to war with Cuba now.

We haven’t even resolved Iran yet.

Invasion of the week. Yawn. Old hat now. Now we begin the weeks long process of escalating to nuking the entire world over Cuba, only to call it off at the last second. I don't buy into this stuff anymore.

[Ladios]

In the last four years, 11 prominent experimental physicists have gone missing with specialties ranging from nuclear energy, to advanced aerospace materials, to plasmas, to gravity sciences, to UAP brown townysis. Some of them died by Self Delete without owning a gun, others left their phone behind as they go on a one way hike out into the woods.

Maga is finally coming around to the idea that Butler, Pennsylvania was pretty sus

[Swholli]

I for one am so excited we have a Secretary of DefenseWar who watches cool movies instead of having anything thoughtful or poignant to say. It's pretty emblematic of state of our country, methinks.

[Master Matthew²]

Also did you hear the Annoying Orange Mamdani “friendship” has ended?
(Mamdani taxed the rich.)

[Nicepoint]

I love how everyone is just ignoring tony's bait

[King Tøny]

I love how everyone is just ignoring tony's bait

By saying this you aren't ignoring the bait.

also what did I say was bait it's true?

You can be gay and not blindly follow the LGBT club that wants to multilate children

[Master Matthew²]

Now Obama and Mamdani have shared a public event together.

Mamdani is having a whole separate side plot going on.

[King Tøny]

Now Obama and Mamdani have shared a public event together.

65k pizza and hotdogs?

[Ladios]

Tulsi Gabbard, the Russian Asset who had managed to wriggle her way in as Annoying Orange's Director of National Intelligence hasn't been seen since strangely showing up at the illegal seizure of Georgia's election ballots before the election office had a chance to make copies of them to ensure the federal government wouldn't tamper with them, on seemingly no-one's orders has now ordered the prosecution of the whistleblower who led to the 2019 impeachement of Donald.

Whistleblowers are supposed to recieve federal protections but it is clear, especially considering how gabbard worked diligently to throw out all effort to investigate the 2016 election interference by russia, which is well documented even  on the government's own websites, that Gabbard intends to frighten whistelblowers ahead of the 2028 midterm election so they will be unlikely to speak up in case of further tampering by Russia or other outside forces that want the republicans to continue to weaken our country. Woo.

[King Tøny]

Did you guys talk about the news this much with biden as president?

[Swholli]

A vote for me is a vote for actually getting stuff done. As your mayor I promise to only select the finest of cheeses and wines for your birthday party.




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