Annoying Orange says he was only joking when announcing UFC's Dana White as the next press secretaryThis occured after Annoying Oranges aides had suggested he announce
Dana W White, from the pentagon's media branch as the press secretary, and he confused her with his good friend,
Dana White.
Understandable since he has dementia and all. A day later he said "haha it was all just a joke you guys seriously didnt think i would actually get the two mixed up man you guys are losers for every questioning my sanity".
Despite Dana White actually having to put out a statement declining Annoying Orange's offer of the roleAnd I wish that was the stupidest thing to happen over the weekend but unfortunately,
Nvidia CEO, Jensen Huang, was the subject of a honeypot spy scam, as he recently learned that the woman he was cheating on his wife with turned out to be a chinese spy.Now investigations are being held as not only trade secrets in AI development were leaked, but US National Cybersecurity has effectively been compromised with the information the spy had access to.
Oh also, on a side note,
hungergames music
Susie Wiles has been removed from her post as White House Chief of StaffSusie had the crowning achievement of being the only person in the entire administration aside from maybe Rubio who actually knew how to handle administering and was the primary person responsible for maintaining the slight degree of coordination between the drunk talkshow hosts and ketamine-addicted neckbeards that made up most of the rest of the Whitehouse.
She has been replaced of course by Stephen Miller, previously the Vice Chief of Staff, who had promised to with his appointment, double down on all the stupid stuff that Annoying Orange's regime has been doing over these last two years that has caused even Texas to turn blue.
Whoops, speaking of drunk talkshow hosts,
Thomas Massie has decided to take advantage of republicans all turning on eachother to find someone to blame for being wiped out in the midterms, and as of a few hours ago filed articles of impeachment against Pete HegsethLol In a stunning show of exactly how Jeffries will "lead" if given a chance to be house majority speaker, the vote on impeachement has been sent to comittee where it will never see the light of day because 10 democrats couldnt be bothered to show up.
Oh and one of Annoying Orange's closest allies in Congress, Lauren Boebert, is now determined to be losing her seat to democrat challenger, Navy Admiral Eileen Laubacher so I guess you can go back and play that hunger games music clip again? Not really a member of the administration techincally so I dunno its not as in theme with the other eliminations.
Dems take mississippi, bringing their lead in the senate to 55 seats.Ironically, when Biden was president, he had appointed Colom as a judge in Mississippi, but in order to actually sit the bench, he was required to be approved by both the states senators. While Roger Wicker approved the appointment, Hyde Smith, the woman Colom just defeated, had refused to sign off on Colom becoming a judge.
