Author Topic: I might get a girlfriend!  (Read 25652 times)

Wow, you are very, very picky then.

Smart hot and loyal . That is all I ask in a girl but where I live in it is smart ugly loyal, unloyal hot smart, or hot unloyal and dumb.

Smart hot and loyal . That is all I ask in a girl but where I live in it is smart ugly loyal, unloyal hot smart, or hot unloyal and dumb.
Wah, a girl doesn't always do what you say, starfish.

No it is because of this

hot - I am male
Loyal - I don't want to be chased by a bunch of pissed girls again.
smart - so I can stand talking to

It usually lacks in the smart. On one side I got a bunch of hot but dumb backstabbing bitches ( would be bastards if male it is a habit to say bitches/bastards if it is hard to emphasizes my point.) but on the other hand I got ugly and somewhat smart girls.

Now that I look at it I am kinda picky about girls.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 10:00:50 PM by General Omega »

Why don't you just connect with someone rather than expect that they will be "loyal", otherwise you narrow your possibilities to practically nothing.

And by the sentence structure and grammar; I can say, you do lack "the smart".
« Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 09:42:59 PM by Ronin »

No it is because of this

hot - I am male
Loyal - I dont want to be chaced by a bunch of pissed girls again.
smart - so I can stand talking to

I usually lacks in the smart. On one side I got a bunch of hot but dumb backstabing bitches ( would be basterds if male it is a habit to say bitches/basterds if it is hard to emphisizes my point.) but on the other hand I got ugly and somewhat smart girls.

Now that I look at it I am kinda picky about girls.
Yes you do.

I am talking about how girls would back stab their friends because of their inability to try and talk things out. I even said this to my mom and she agrees. When males have a problem with each other they usually talk of fight it out on spot. When girls get into a disagreement they plot revenge. This is why I ask for loyalty in any relationship I have.

and I fixed the 1 letter mistake I made. Spell check doesn't pick up grammar and mechanics in this version.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 10:01:45 PM by General Omega »

You didn't fix bastard and now that you mention it version:cookieMonster:

Smart hot and loyal . That is all I ask in a girl but where I live in it is smart ugly loyal, unloyal hot smart, or hot unloyal and dumb.
Wah, a girl doesn't always do what you say, starfish.

Loyal = Wont go love up other guys while your asleep.

I wanna know how it went :/ either it didn't go well and he is too embarassed to say or it is going very well and he is to busy ......errr.......yeah........ awwwwkwaarrd...

Since he isn't here gloating, it probably went off badly.

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.


She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.


Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.


He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.


The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of stuff and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears.

One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

 :cookieMonster:
« Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 11:33:48 PM by tails »

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!

She didn't want to [x4]
TAKE IT!


Y'all are down with the Suubliime