Jesus.
I once held a "Chicks With richards Volume 3" DVD in my hands, not knowing what to do with it.
My better friends are online
I once told a girl online that I wuv her, and she said she wuvs me.
I broke into my school once, was able to pick a door, get inside a class room, stack the desks on top of each other, piled the chairs into a mountain, roll the reachers desk into the hallway, and lay out small chunks of dry ice on a chem table spelling out "OWNED" (Chem room btw)
I once duck taped a cone to the front of a car, and they drove off with it.
and I find 1 pieces more "Enjoyable" than 2 pieces.
I can go on xD