Author Topic: The Wii, why I'm pissed at it, and why I don't like it. (Read 7459 times)

NickTheSushi · July 04, 2008, 10:11:52 AM

Does snot wanna Wii?

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Jaymz · July 04, 2008, 10:50:17 AM

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM

Gameplay:
Games where you actually have to use the Wiimote's buttons is awkward at times, and gets very frustrating when you get to the more difficult parts of a game. The Wiimote can't read movement perfectly, and it reads well enough to do the job, but it gets annoying when you play a game and you try to do something it wants you to do, and it takes 5 times doing the same gesture before it decides to work. There are also a few games that used the Wiimote where it could have been more useful for other things in the game.

I disagree with you here. My wiimote is fine I stand about 10 feet away from the sensor bar and everything works perfectly.

I blame you ;P

Marcem · July 04, 2008, 11:14:14 AM

In my house, it sucks too. Also, my brother's DS Lite's dead, it won't stay on, wish us luck getting it fixed.

tails · July 04, 2008, 02:34:03 PM

Nintendo and all its products hate you.
I suggest disguising yourself every time you use one.

Wear a hat.

Loz · July 04, 2008, 10:02:36 PM

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM

Online interactivity:
You have to enter a CODE just to find a friend, and in many games you can't even see people's names. I could care less that there is no mic support, but at least something to type something in for quick communication about something important. The most you could do for communication is open up a Ventrilo server or something and talk through the mic on your computer. Also I remember when I would play brawl there were instances where you would get 2 frames per second the whole match, making the 2 minute match 10 minutes. I'm not sure how bad lag is with the rest of the games.

I've never had lag bad enough for that. I've only had a small bit lag that was nothing serious. It lasted last than a second AND I was playing Snot and Tails who are across the ATLANTIC.

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM

Games:
I find that some of the games are good, but if you went to a game store and looked at what they had, the majority of them would be stuff. So aside from the 10 good games that exist today, you will be wasting your money on a game with no replay value and low quality. At least the game prices are lower than the other two consoles' games.

There are actually a good amount of good games. You just need to TRY them. I thought Elebits would be crap and I was proved wrong.

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM

Sound:
The sounds coming from the Wiimote are low-quality, and are annoying as hell. It can't cost too much to put a semi-decent speaker into the Wiimote, Nintendo.

What the hell would you expect from a small remote that was basically a new conception and first of it's kind?

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM

Gameplay:
Games where you actually have to use the Wiimote's buttons is awkward at times, and gets very frustrating when you get to the more difficult parts of a game. The Wiimote can't read movement perfectly, and it reads well enough to do the job, but it gets annoying when you play a game and you try to do something it wants you to do, and it takes 5 times doing the same gesture before it decides to work. There are also a few games that used the Wiimote where it could have been more useful for other things in the game.

Once again, FIRST OF IT'S KIND. It's a new thing for companies to be testing out and trying.

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM

One of my aunts came by because of a family thing, and brought her young ones with her. One of the kids tripped up the controller wire in front of me, and the Wii fell 3 feet, onto a carpet, with its own wires slowing it down. You would think it would work fine after this, considering that it wasn't traveling that fast when it hit the ground. Wrong. Everything works fine, but the bitch just happens not to read disks any more. I looked at it and gently swayed it to see if I heard any loose parts, but there weren't any.

Ok, thinking it's just the disk and it got scratched up from the fall or something, I took it out, cleaned it, and put it back in. Nothing. Other disks? Nothing. Ever since I first bought it before the incident, it wouldn't want to read Wii Sports, so I figured I wouldn't play it. Now that it fell, it won't read stuff.

Anyway, I call Nintendo up and explain what the Wii is doing, and they said "oh, that'll cost $75 to fix." forget you.
It is very tempting to jam a screwdriver into the disk slot and scramble everything that is in there, that way I would at least get my $75 worth, and so they would actually have something to fix.

Just pay for it to get fixed and stop bitching. D: You should make sure everything is secured when young ones come over. You were probably too far from the Wii anyway for the GameCube wire(I'm guessing) to actually trip someone.

GhostOfBetaTapes · July 04, 2008, 10:58:15 PM

I have a Wii solely for playing Gamecube games and Brawl.
Also, don't get Need For Speed pro street, MLB power pros, or Mario And Sonic at the olympic games. They are the biggest wastes of money my brother has ever gotten, and I NEVER play them. You shouldn't either.

Here's a cookie for realising the Wii's inner potential (or lack thereof)

rkynick · July 05, 2008, 12:11:04 AM

Quote from: Loz on July 04, 2008, 10:02:36 PM

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM
Gameplay:
Games where you actually have to use the Wiimote's buttons is awkward at times, and gets very frustrating when you get to the more difficult parts of a game. The Wiimote can't read movement perfectly, and it reads well enough to do the job, but it gets annoying when you play a game and you try to do something it wants you to do, and it takes 5 times doing the same gesture before it decides to work. There are also a few games that used the Wiimote where it could have been more useful for other things in the game.
Once again, FIRST OF IT'S KIND. It's a new thing for companies to be testing out and trying.

Not the first of its kind, but the first to inspire companies to
1) use it(other ones failed)
2) over use it(someone needs to stab these people in the face WAGGLE THE WII MOTE TO EAT CHEEES!!)

laremere · July 05, 2008, 12:36:01 AM

Actually, the problem is probly bright sunlight that is confusing your Wii motes.� If you have windos right next to or shining on your Tv, close their curtains and it should work better.� Also, make sure that the senser bar settings are correct for its possition, and you may need to adjust your sensativity under settings.

Cogizio · July 05, 2008, 01:10:07 AM

If your having problem with the wii mote getting sensed, turn up the sensitivity.

Bolded for common sense.

snot2 · July 05, 2008, 11:35:01 AM

Quote from: Loz on July 04, 2008, 10:02:36 PM

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:29:46 PM
Gameplay:
Games where you actually have to use the Wiimote's buttons is awkward at times, and gets very frustrating when you get to the more difficult parts of a game. The Wiimote can't read movement perfectly, and it reads well enough to do the job, but it gets annoying when you play a game and you try to do something it wants you to do, and it takes 5 times doing the same gesture before it decides to work. There are also a few games that used the Wiimote where it could have been more useful for other things in the game.
Once again, FIRST OF IT'S KIND.� It's a new thing for companies to be testing out and trying.

nintendo also had the nes zapper and the super scope (as seen in smash bros melee and brawl)

Loz · July 05, 2008, 11:57:05 AM

That's not movement though.

n0cturni · July 06, 2008, 02:22:45 AM

Quote from: Cogizio on July 05, 2008, 01:10:07 AM

If your having problem with the wii mote getting sensed, turn up the sensitivity.

Bolded for common sense.

When did I say I had trouble pointing it? Pointing it works perfectly most of the time; it's just the stuffty gestures some games have, like how you have to block in Wii Sports Boxing. It doesn't work perfectly all the time, unless you memorize the perfect "correct" movement, or something.

n0cturni · July 06, 2008, 02:25:57 AM

Quote from: Loz on July 04, 2008, 10:02:36 PM

Just pay for it to get fixed and stop bitching. D:� You should make sure everything is secured when young ones come over.� You were probably too far from the Wii anyway for the GameCube wire(I'm guessing) to actually trip someone.

It costs $75 to fix one part from a 3 foot fall with a soft landing. You would probably be pissed about it for a while, too. I have no problem paying for it, it is just bullstuff in a lot of senses of the word.

Everything was secured, and I was 2-3 feet away from the TV, and the kid was being handicapped and the mom not watching.

n0cturni · July 06, 2008, 02:33:31 AM

Quote from: Loz on July 04, 2008, 10:02:36 PM

Long post with a stuffload of my quotes, rambling about how it is the first of its kind for a lot of things. (I read the whole thing, and actually thought about it, so you don't post something stupid like "I bet you didn't even read my post.")

It is not the first of its kind with the technology it uses. It may be the first of its kind to actually use technology like that for a gaming console, but it isn't like Nintendo invented all of that stuff.

I realize that the Wii is the cheapest one out of the three, which explains the low quality of small things about it, and how fragile it is.

Small things like the speaker in the Wiimote, though, could be at least slightly better. It sounds like they tore a speaker from the Game Boy Advance, made it a little better, and then put it directly into the Wiimote.

[comparison]I also find it funny how you excuse Nintendo for doing many things that are "FIRST OF ITS KIND," while there is no excuse for people releasing low quality first addons.[/comparison]

Bio Spark · July 06, 2008, 02:35:05 AM

Quote from: n0cturni on July 03, 2008, 12:31:27 PM

The Wii isn't a game... Its a Console!