Before this was happening, Teds best friend George was riding his motorcycle to the grocery store for food. Because he "accidently" hit Ted's brother with a bat, the universe remained stable, but Ted was still in hell. Because George liked his friend, He took his Rpgs, M-16s, AK74s, and his flame throwers, and went to hell to go kill the demons and release Ted. He brought along his friend Fred, and Fred brought along his explosives. They freed Ted, and didn't even get hurt, because they where not religous, and had no imagination, so they could not be seen by demons. Teds body did not crumble to dust because they took freds imagination away so he could not think about hell. Then they flew to Las Vegas and bought a casino. While they where running their casino...
TL;DR Ted flew monkey space into then crumple tea Just read it you lazy people!