Teds Text Adventure!!!

[WRB852]

But it turns out that in a parallel universe that "stupid" means "awesome", and "die" means "live". So Ted's adventure lives on in this universe.

Edit:
NOT A FURTHER POST

The demons then after millions of years grow tired of watching after Ted twiddling his thumbs, and warp him to a parallel universe to where he is once again at his house doomed to start the story all over again with original ideas.

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[Swholli]

However you look at it, it all breaks down to that Teds life is simply controlled by a guy named Silver Fox and no matter how many cartoonists or parallel universes you throw at me its all still within Silver Fox's post, with that we release that it was all a stupid idea and that it should die.

[rkynick]

Ted is instantly warped to hell.

The demons decide to neglect all further posts.

[Swholli]

Eh wait, demons neglect them.

[Yeturn]

Both the attempts to snuff this out and the attempts to bring it back are all uncanny and hilarious.

[WRB852]

I have brought it back once again. :D

[Swholli]

Ahg! That's it, I'm ending this once and for all.

There is no Ted. It is not the Ted that bends, but you.
If there is no Ted, then there is no illustrator, there is no forum topic, and there is no more discussion. GOOD DAY SIR.

[WRB852]

I then go back in time, and kill the Wachoswki brothers before they made The Matrix, thus rendering your post pointless. :D

[Swholli]

You create an alternate chain of events where you didn't kill them thanks to split-timeline-theory, and destroy the universe in which you currently where in and thus die.

[rkynick]

WRB852s post doesn't happen because of an edit by me that causes all posts further along from it(with the sole exception of mine & swholli's) to be null and void.

[Dansegal96 V2]

died.


-THE END-

[Swholli]

Please tell me that's really the end, Silver for the love of god man lock the thread!

[tcxxx572]

Before this was happening, Teds best friend George was riding his motorcycle to the grocery store for food. Because he "accidently" hit Ted's brother with a bat, the universe remained stable, but Ted was still in hell. Because George liked his friend, He took his Rpgs, M-16s, AK74s, and his flame throwers, and went to hell to go kill the demons and release Ted. He brought along his friend Fred, and Fred brought along his explosives. They freed Ted, and didn't even get hurt, because they where not religous, and had no imagination, so they could not be seen by demons. Teds body did not crumble to dust because they took freds imagination away so he could not think about hell. Then they flew to Las Vegas and bought a casino. While they where running their casino...

TL;DR Ted flew monkey space into then crumple tea Just read it you lazy people!

[rkynick]

Demons are invincible and the barrier surrounding hell would kill them if they passed into it.

Not only that, ted can only survive in hell because anywhere else his body will crumble to dust.

Your post is also null because of the demons, therefore George, teds brother, etc. do not exist.


Also, are you loving handicapped? What does imagination have to do with not being able to support yourself outside of hell's reach?

[Ethan]

You know, you guys just destroyed the fun.