Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 859767 times)

Marios · October 06, 2016, 12:17:38 PM

You don't get anything back. The machine now has a small loan of $99999999.99 dollars.

I insert scary monsters and nice sprites.

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Blue Screen · October 06, 2016, 07:33:40 PM

You get scary sprites and nice monsters.

I insert a vending machine.

TableSalt · October 07, 2016, 06:25:52 AM

You machine promptly detonates, but is apparently unharmed.

I insert ~~an original idea~~ a deck of cards.

Space1255 · October 07, 2016, 07:44:45 AM

You get a single megacard

I insert annoying rap music

Ze�berMedic! · October 07, 2016, 07:56:31 AM

You get a stuffbucket.

I insert dank memes.

The Murderous Cop · October 07, 2016, 11:46:50 AM

you get a rare pepe

i insert dna evidence
yknow, this stuff:

TheKid · October 07, 2016, 11:52:36 AM

you should have probably given that to a forensic investigator.

i insert 1.25

Space1255 · October 07, 2016, 12:08:49 PM

You get a cola

I insert a tyop

TableSalt · October 07, 2016, 12:44:22 PM

You get a corerction.

I insert a peanut house.

Mr Queeba · October 07, 2016, 03:34:01 PM

You get more peanuts.
I insert the vending machine into itself.

AtlasBlue · October 07, 2016, 10:45:49 PM

You get null.

I insert 2001: A Space Odyssey.

BlocklandBlockoCity · October 07, 2016, 10:50:39 PM

you get 2001 : a space vacodyssey

insert one dollar
inb4 something else than soda

Master Matthew� · October 07, 2016, 11:22:20 PM

You get something else other than soda

I insert one soda into the machine.

BlocklandBlockoCity · October 07, 2016, 11:30:42 PM

you get 1 dollar
did someone note something strange here?

insert 50 cents

Master Matthew� · October 07, 2016, 11:36:23 PM

A half of a can of soda comes out of the machine, and pours all over a nearby
Alley cat which proceeds to scratch the stuff out of you, you fall into the road and
Get hit by a car, you end up in a hospital. Upon getting out of the hospital you walk
By the vending machine and trip on the can, when you stand back up and kick that
Half of a can, the vending machine falls over and starts spewing out endless half cans of soda.

I shove a dollar bill under the machine and walk away.