Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 858294 times)

TableSalt · October 08, 2016, 12:05:35 AM

"Oh hey, a dollar bill"

I insert a cucumber.

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BlocklandBlockoCity · October 08, 2016, 11:16:50 AM

you get pickles

insert 1 dollar.

Ze�berMedic! · October 08, 2016, 11:19:44 AM

You get kebab.

You insert an accordion

Nix the Glaceon · October 08, 2016, 11:24:05 AM

You receive a harmonica.
I shush the vending machine's coin slot.

Mr Queeba · October 08, 2016, 07:52:25 PM

A snapping sound can be heard in the machine as it tries to make itself quiet. The machine immediately turns off and smoke starts pouring out of it.
I insert a wrench.

Blue Screen · October 08, 2016, 08:25:00 PM

the machine is fixed

i insert a gold doubloon

Nix the Glaceon · October 08, 2016, 08:30:06 PM

You get plastic!
I insert a wad of gum.

Parlydogs22 · October 09, 2016, 09:36:55 AM

you get a wad of worms

I insert a happy meal

Ze�berMedic! · October 09, 2016, 09:51:39 AM

you get type 2 diabetes.

you insert kebab

Space1255 · October 09, 2016, 02:04:55 PM

Remove kebab.

I insert an arrow from Cupid's bow.

MunkeyCheez · October 13, 2016, 05:59:51 PM

you get nothing but regret.

i insert a jar of marmite

GrapeJellyToastMan · October 15, 2016, 12:23:51 PM

You get beat to death

I insert myself

Twix · October 15, 2016, 01:49:14 PM

you die

i insert an untextured object

Space1255 · October 15, 2016, 01:51:55 PM

You get a block.

I insert a Season 1 Sword Art Online disc (the one w/out incest iirc)

Nix the Glaceon · October 15, 2016, 02:15:28 PM

You get a Season 1 Sword Art Online disc (the one with incest)!
I insert a microscope