Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TableSalt]

"Oh hey, a dollar bill"

I insert a cucumber.

[Ad Bot]

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get pickles

insert 1 dollar.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

You get kebab.

You insert an accordion

[Nix the Glaceon]

You receive a harmonica.
I shush the vending machine's coin slot.

[Mr Queeba]

A snapping sound can be heard in the machine as it tries to make itself quiet. The machine immediately turns off and smoke starts pouring out of it.
I insert a wrench.

[Blue Screen]

the machine is fixed

i insert a gold doubloon

[Nix the Glaceon]

You get plastic!
I insert a wad of gum.

[Parlydogs22]

you get a wad of worms                                                                                                                             

I insert a happy meal

[ZeÜberMedic!]

you get type 2 diabetes.

you insert kebab

[Space1255]

Remove kebab.

I insert an arrow from Cupid's bow.

[MunkeyCheez]

you get nothing but regret.

i insert a jar of marmite

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

You get beat to death

I insert myself

[Twix]

you die

i insert an untextured object

[Space1255]

You get a block.

I insert a Season 1 Sword Art Online disc (the one w/out incest iirc)

[Nix the Glaceon]

You get a Season 1 Sword Art Online disc (the one with incest)!
I insert a microscope