Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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You get a huge ass line of megaphones, waiting for you to ear rape the entire country by saying one little word.
I insert a microwave that is microwaving a microwave inside it.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2017, 08:48:04 PM by Mr Queeba »

The machine makes clanking sounds for a second, shakes violently, makes a pop sound, then gives you a brand new Radiowave!™ Able to cook food through the power of radio waves! And stuff.

I insert a box.

You receive a tesseract.

I insert said tesseract.


This goes on in a seemingly endless loop for a really long time.

I insert an ak-69

You receive an AK-420.

I insert blf emote spam

 :cookie: :cookieMonster: :panda: :iceCream: :nes: :nes: :iceCream: :panda: :cookieMonster: :cookie: :cookieMonster: :panda:

You receive an AK-420.

I insert blf emote spam

-snip-
You get banned.

I insert a banhammer.

You get Vending Machine is get banned.

I insert Badspot.

You can't insert Badspot.

I insert Steam.

You get a sale.

I insert 71 steaming hot Domino's™ one topping pizza topped pizzas.

You get one Steaming hot Dominoes one topping pizza

I insert Blockland

you get a packet of a lego knock off brand

insert a packet of luxurious oriental spices

you get bread

i insert a shiny doubloom

you get a double shroom

i insert a magic shrooms

you get high

i insert a syringe