Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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You discover the location of the coin slot. You get knowledge of the location of the coin slot.

I insert a spoon.

You get peanut butter.

I insert a jar full of phlegm.

you get a bigger jar of phlegm but its half full

i insert a huoagh

you get a huegh

I insert a huegh

You get a shish

I insert a shish

You get a kribl

I insert a kribl

you get a krillfish

i insert a map of africa

you get the floor plans for KFC
I insert a firework

you get new years 2017

insert 2018

the vending machine explodes

I push back up the vending machine

nothing comes out

i insert 2016 and 2015

the machine says "this is the worst year ever" twice
i insert tony the tiger

you get Lord Tony in a fursuit.
awkward.
I insert a computer with Windows '95 OS installed

you receive a computer with windows 93 back.

i insert every single emoji in existence.

The vending machine turns into a mini-auschwitz
Every emoji is now extinct

I insert one IPhone.