Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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Yogurt a backspace bun tin.

I insert superscript.


it's free real estate

i insert a baseball

You get a basketball.

I insert [KEPLER 22-F]

thats a star/planet, i guess
that means the machine is extradimensional

insert a parallel universe

The machine gets you.

The machine inserts a chocolate bar into me.

The Machine gets a condom.

I insert one :egg:

it cracks in your hands as you try to force it through the slot

i insert the yolk

You get :egg2:

I insert my hopes and dreams

You get your hopes in dreams all shattered.

I insert forum.blockland.us

forums.blockland.com is a trap, its not the real site

insert phishing web

You get scammed out of all your money

* Masterlegodude inserts a dollar coin

wait, aren't the coins cents?

insert euros

you get stuff economy

insert one USD

The Machine auto-corrected your USD to a USB

I can't find the coin slot...
HERE IT IS!