Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Marios]

You discover the location of the coin slot. You get knowledge of the location of the coin slot.

I insert a spoon.

[Ad Bot]

[foulprairiedog]

You get peanut butter.

I insert a jar full of phlegm.

[SubDaWoofer]

you get a bigger jar of phlegm but its half full

i insert a huoagh

[NotBomberguy]

you get a huegh

I insert a huegh

[SubDaWoofer]

You get a shish

I insert a shish

[TableSalt]

You get a kribl

I insert a kribl

[Blockchip]

you get a krillfish

i insert a map of africa

[Nix the Glaceon]

you get the floor plans for KFC
I insert a firework

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get new years 2017

insert 2018

[Potatoh]

the vending machine explodes

I push back up the vending machine

[77x5ghost2]

nothing comes out

i insert 2016 and 2015

[Blockchip]

the machine says "this is the worst year ever" twice
i insert tony the tiger

[BLockyBuildingBro]

you get Lord Tony in a fursuit.
awkward.
I insert a computer with Windows '95 OS installed

[The Murderous Cop]

you receive a computer with windows 93 back.

i insert every single emoji in existence.

[Master Matthew²]

The vending machine turns into a mini-auschwitz
Every emoji is now extinct

I insert one IPhone.