i insert a missed alarm
the machine eats the missed alarm slowly, and then you hear a *CRUNCH* at the very last bite, and then nothing....
until suddenly, the machine starts making a sound that starts slow and goes faster and faster
*TICK....TICK...TICK..TICK..TICK TICKTICKTICKTICK*
The vending machine has effectively inverted time itself and now everything coming out of the machine is spitting out either backwards or upside down
*CLUNK*
*maxymax13 obtains a bag of plain potato chips, ingredients label side up**Goth77 inserts a piece of corn from Conan's farm*
