Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Master Matthew²]

You get 5 doubloon coins added to your crypto wallet.

I insert an official notice that the 20th anniversary of this thread is coming up in 2 months.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

you get nothing as op hasnt logged in since 8 years ago

i insert a turkey baster

[Blockomaniac]

you get a turkey blaster

I insert every BLF emote 

[Masterlegodude]

You get the modern equivalent of the BLF emotes [Database Error]

* Masterlegodude inserts Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

[Mr Queeba]

you get 9 game awards. hornet from silksong is sobbing in the corner

i insert the endless embrace of the void

[Conan]

you get another expedition 33 award for best void game

i insert the rescinded expedition 33 award for best indie game

[Dr.Block]

You receive Half Life 3's preemptive GOTY award, but still no Half Life 3.

I ritualistically insert a vial of Geoff Keighley's blood and utter an unholy prayer to long-dead gods