Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Master Matthew²]

You get 5 doubloon coins added to your crypto wallet.

I insert an official notice that the 20th anniversary of this thread is coming up in 2 months.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

you get nothing as op hasnt logged in since 8 years ago

i insert a turkey baster

[Blockomaniac]

you get a turkey blaster

I insert every BLF emote 

[Masterlegodude]

You get the modern equivalent of the BLF emotes [Database Error]

* Masterlegodude inserts Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

[Mr Queeba]

you get 9 game awards. hornet from silksong is sobbing in the corner

i insert the endless embrace of the void

[Conan]

you get another expedition 33 award for best void game

i insert the rescinded expedition 33 award for best indie game

[Dr.Block]

You receive Half Life 3's preemptive GOTY award, but still no Half Life 3.

I ritualistically insert a vial of Geoff Keighley's blood and utter an unholy prayer to long-dead gods

[Master Matthew²]

You receive Half Life 3's preemptive GOTY award, but still no Half Life 3.

I ritualistically insert a vial of Geoff Keighley's blood and utter an unholy prayer to long-dead gods

You get an Xbox One and Windows 10 Exclusive.

I insert a 512MB USB Thumbdrive.

[Blockomaniac]

You get the thumbdrive back, along with 512 MB worth of soda and snack JPEGs

I insert the impending 20th anniversary of this thread this year

[Masterlegodude]

You get an alarm clock that's set for 11:03 PM on January 16th 2026

* Masterlegodude inserts $1

[Dr.Block]

You receive a bucket of legos. There is a layer of dust and cobwebs over its surface. The bricks' colors have faded from prolonged sun exposure. All of the pieces are parts that were in production before January 17th, 2006. For some reason, the bricks feel heavier than normal in your hands.

I put the bucket back in.

[Conan]

you receive a bucket labeled "a bucket"

i insert a reminder the 20th year anniversary is in a week