Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[I am bob]

You get demonetized.

* Xalos inserts the worst code she's written.

she get crapond

* bob insert me

[Ad Bot]

[Masterlegodude]

I get a mess of ASCII text ͟ ̴̵͜ ̸͘͟ ̸ ̨̛̛̀ ̛͡ ̶̵͘͜ ̴͞͠͏͠ ̵̨̢̀ ̵̕͘͞ ̧͜͜͝͡ ̷͡ ̵͢͝҉̛ ̷̨ ̨͏ ̨ ̀͘ ̶͜ ͝҉̛͘͜ ̸̛͝ ̴̨ ́͘ ҉̶̴̸̡ ̷͝͏̷ ̨ ҉̛ ̀͟͜ ͡͏͡ ̢̀͏̷͢ ̷̵̢̢͜ ҉̢̨̢ ̷̡̛̕ ҉̕͢͏ ̨ ̡͜ ̢͘͢͞ ̵̵ ̡̨̛̛͠ ̀҉ ̵̸́ ̵̡́͡ ̛͞ ̷͝ ͡͠ ̧͜͡͞ ̷̕͘ ̀͝͏͞ ̕͟͢ ̴͏̴͟ ̶̛͜͞

* Masterlegodude inserts the broom and dustpan used to sweep up the remains of I am bob

[Blockomaniac]

You get a reassembled Bob

* I insert him again.

[I am bob]

sTOP!!!

[Masterlegodude]

You get a reassembled Bob

* I insert him again.

You get a bunch of atoms

* Masterlegodude inserts 25¢

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a quarter of a dollar bill that was cut off from the rest of it at some point.

I insert an empty can of orange creamsicle flavored Monster.

[Pompmaker2]

you get a half empty can of orange fanta. it's slightly radioactive.

I insert a red gummy

[Goth77]

I insert a red gummy

you get the snack that smiles back

i insert a crumpet

[Blockomaniac]

You get a Annoying Orangeet

I insert a cracker

[catburritto]

I insert a cracker

You get a weed wacker.

I insert a Elkay LZWSRK EZH20 RetroFit Filtered Bottle Filling Station Kit, Stainless Steel.

[Masterlegodude]

You get bottles of water, without the the bottles

* Masterlegodude inserts ¥150

[Dillpickle]

You get a syntax error message on the machine due to insufficient social credit, plus your icon was a ? symbol until I was typing my response, so that goes to show how symbols work on this ancient message board.

I insert a proper Fiat currency that is accepted in the majority of vending machines across the globe

[Conan]

You get the currency back as the machine rejects it

I insert a fortune cookie fortune

[bloody jumper]

Oddly enough, you get the same fortune back, only the lucky numbers on the back have all changed to repeating 17s. Eventually the 17th of that month, you find a $20 bill lying in the parking lot of your local grocery store.

I insert a pair of prescription glasses.

[Goth77]

With your specialty prescription glasses you are able to see the future - because of this you know exactly what will happen when

*Goth inserts a bottle cap*