Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[foulprairiedog]

You get a red herring.

I insert a roll of packing tape.

[Ad Bot]

[Pompmaker2]

You get a roll of duct tape.

I insert a potted plant.

[maxymax13]

you get a planted pot

i insert world's most crumpled dollar bill

[TurnipBlog]

The dollar bill can't get registered by the vending machine, and gets pushed back out again.

I insert a Rosebud.

[Goth77]

You get a Weedbud

I insert a pokeball

[Metalliku]

you get a bakugan

i insert the remains of what used to be a soda machine

[maxymax13]

you get a
  you get a
    you get a
      you get...

i insert a sticky note with "$5" written on it

[Pepp]

You recieve a sticky note with "I.O.U one soda" written on it.

I insert a negative 12 dollar bill.

[TurnipBlog]

You get one share of Toys 'R Us stock

I insert a cassette tape labelled "1 hour of Portal radio"

[Blockomaniac]

you get a Valve ARG

I insert CS2

[soldier101@]

You receive csgo


I insert geese thread 2023

[Conan]

you get goosed

i bump the machine to try to get something free out of it

[Smashed_Eggs]

a shark jumps out of the machine and kills you by knocking it over on top of you

i insert the tf2 assault dog class

[Insert Name Here²]

you get a copy of call of duty ghosts

i insert $1

[Goth77]

you get a piece of paper imprinted with "your name here™"

i insert a batman figurine