Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a nasty bitch who smells like nickels and drinks white gatorade

I insert a cheese stick

[Ad Bot]

[Nigel The Protagonist]

you get a yogurt branch

i insert an MRE—beef tortellini in tomato sauce

[Nigel The Protagonist]

i press the cancel button and take back my tortellini

i insert a cool rock i found outside

[V2]

you get an even cooler rock


i put in chesed

[GavinTheZavin]

you get richard cheese

i put in loving hardcore ass motherloving thermonuclear loving bomb

[Sputnik]

you get a sudden, loud rattle, and a very small puff of smoke

i put in my midi keyboard

[foulprairiedog]

you get a melodica

i insert a jar of peanut butter

[Metalliku]

this starts blasting out of the machine at full volume

i insert a very stylish set of clothes

[Awesomebread²]

you get a pair of socks and sandals.

i insert a well-used wii balance board

[jac107]

You got a pair of cool ass Nintendo themed boots! and a broken ankle.

I insert 1 (one (1)) 1.75-liter bottle of cheap gin

[Smashed_Eggs]

you get piss

i insert sparkling water

[Master Matthew²]

you get sparkles and no water.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

[TurnipBlog]

You get a blackhole.

I insert a supernova.

[maxymax13]

you get a soupernova. it's an explosion of flavor!

i insert a mason jar full of mud

[teeds427]

You get a jar with a plastic figure of Jack Sparrow in it.

I insert an old Toshiba laptop.