Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 661066 times)

You get a nasty bitch who smells like nickels and drinks white gatorade

I insert a cheese stick

you get a yogurt branch

i insert an MRE—beef tortellini in tomato sauce

i press the cancel button and take back my tortellini

i insert a cool rock i found outside

you get an even cooler rock

i put in chesed

you get richard cheese

i put in loving hardcore ass motherloving thermonuclear loving bomb

you get a sudden, loud rattle, and a very small puff of smoke

i put in my midi keyboard

you get a melodica

i insert a jar of peanut butter

this starts blasting out of the machine at full volume

i insert a very stylish set of clothes

you get a pair of socks and sandals.

i insert a well-used wii balance board