Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alyx Vance]

you get 3 Lego pieces which are 1x1 black plates


I insert a used condom i found hanging on the doorknob of a truck stop shower

[Ad Bot]

[Goth77]

you get a bottle of hand sanitizer and a note encouraging you to never do that again

i insert an A&W root beer soda

[FragrantGingerCalamari]

You get a can of Mug Root Beer.

I insert a Wii U gamepad

[Masterlegodude]

You get a Tiger Electronics handheld game system

* Masterlegodude inserts half of a $1 bill

[LeetZero]

You receive the other half of a $1 bill. Upon close inspection it has the same serial number as the half that was inserted.

* LeetZero inserts 1 gram of Uranium

[Smashed_Eggs]

you receive 1 gram of depleted uranium
the machine began to hum loudly, i wonder what the next item will be?

* Smashed_Eggs inserts a statuette of baal

[VTECPicaro]

you receive a wooden posing doll.

I put in a Quarter.

[maxymax13]

you get two eighths

i insert a pumpkin seed, since it's the first of october

[Alyx Vance]

You get spooky scary skeletons

*I put in Blockland V20

[V2]

you recieve long lasting childhood trauma

i insert 2 dollars worth of coins

[Goth77]

you receive 2 dollars worth of coupons

I insert a golden wrench

[Pompmaker2]

you get 2 keys

I insert the whole of youtube

[Blockomaniac]

You get a "file too large" error.

I insert a smaller piece of youtube

[Xalos]

You get demonetized.

* Xalos inserts the worst code she's written.

[Goth77]

he gets a syntax error

* Gothboy inserts a coin