Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 959135 times)

you get two pieces of toast (pre-toasted) with the crusts removed.

I insert Perennial

you get 12 years of development time

i insert the entire month of september

the machine in now permanently stuck playing "september" by earth wind and fire over and over

i insert an acid house mix

you get a bag of water house mix. just pour in water to get an instant house!

i insert 10,000 plastic forks

you get a tiny metal fork made from trace amounts of metal in each plastic fork

i insert a heart

You get Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy.

I insert the democratic nomination.