Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockomaniac]

you get two pieces of toast (pre-toasted) with the crusts removed.

I insert Perennial

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

you get 12 years of development time

i insert the entire month of september

[Metalliku]

the machine in now permanently stuck playing "september" by earth wind and fire over and over

i insert an acid house mix

[maxymax13]

you get a bag of water house mix. just pour in water to get an instant house!

i insert 10,000 plastic forks

[Smashed_Eggs]

you get a tiny metal fork made from trace amounts of metal in each plastic fork

i insert a heart

[Dr.Block]

You get Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy.

I insert the democratic nomination.

[Masterlegodude]

You get a pile of burnt and shredded paper

* Masterlegodude inserts his avatar

We should try to keep this thread alive for 2 more years so that (T)odSnake can miss the 20 year anniversary of this thread and feel more bad

[Blockomaniac]

You get a thanksgiving variant of it.

I insert a political thread.

[Conan]

you get a political shirt (woven with a pattern of your preferred party)

i put in a solar system diorama

[Dr.Block]

You get a life-sized photographic map of the entire known universe. The image is spread out across several quintillion individual sheets of 8x10 printer paper. Most of the sheets are all black.

I insert The Rat.

[Pompmaker2]

you get The Mouse.

I hit the machine to make it stop playing "September" over and over.

[Masterlegodude]

You get the elements of 'earth', 'wind', and 'fire'

* Masterlegodude inserts an airsoft spas-12