Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 861554 times)

I am bob · November 22, 2023, 04:25:58 PM

Quote from: Xalos on November 16, 2023, 07:56:57 PM

You get demonetized.

* Xalos inserts the worst code she's written.

she get crapond

* bob insert me

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Masterlegodude · December 16, 2023, 02:16:53 PM

I get a mess of ASCII text ͟ ̴̵͜ ̸͘͟ ̸ ̨̛̛̀ ̛͡ ̶̵͘͜ ̴͞͠͏͠ ̵̨̢̀ ̵̕͘͞ ̧͜͜͝͡ ̷͡ ̵͢͝҉̛ ̷̨ ̨͏ ̨ ̀͘ ̶͜ ͝҉̛͘͜ ̸̛͝ ̴̨ ́͘ ҉̶̴̸̡ ̷͝͏̷ ̨ ҉̛ ̀͟͜ ͡͏͡ ̢̀͏̷͢ ̷̵̢̢͜ ҉̢̨̢ ̷̡̛̕ ҉̕͢͏ ̨ ̡͜ ̢͘͢͞ ̵̵ ̡̨̛̛͠ ̀҉ ̵̸́ ̵̡́͡ ̛͞ ̷͝ ͡͠ ̧͜͡͞ ̷̕͘ ̀͝͏͞ ̕͟͢ ̴͏̴͟ ̶̛͜͞

* Masterlegodude inserts the broom and dustpan used to sweep up the remains of I am bob

Blockomaniac · December 17, 2023, 04:28:11 PM

You get a reassembled Bob

* I insert him again.

I am bob · December 18, 2023, 12:27:02 AM

sTOP!!!

Masterlegodude · January 13, 2024, 09:40:40 AM

Quote from: Blockomaniac on December 17, 2023, 04:28:11 PM

You get a reassembled Bob

* I insert him again.

You get a bunch of atoms

* Masterlegodude inserts 25�

Dragonslayer182 · January 17, 2024, 12:18:22 AM

You get a quarter of a dollar bill that was cut off from the rest of it at some point.

I insert an empty can of orange creamsicle flavored Monster.

Pompmaker2 · January 22, 2024, 05:21:42 AM

you get a half empty can of orange fanta. it's slightly radioactive.

I insert a red gummy

Goth77 · January 22, 2024, 09:35:30 AM

Quote from: Pompmaker2 on January 22, 2024, 05:21:42 AM

I insert a red gummy

you get the snack that smiles back

i insert a crumpet

Blockomaniac · February 02, 2024, 01:36:13 PM

You get a Annoying Orangeet

I insert a cracker

catburritto · February 03, 2024, 11:36:19 AM

Quote from: Blockomaniac on February 02, 2024, 01:36:13 PM

I insert a cracker

You get a weed wacker.

I insert a Elkay LZWSRK EZH20 RetroFit Filtered Bottle Filling Station Kit, Stainless Steel.

Masterlegodude · February 12, 2024, 06:22:44 PM

You get bottles of water, without the the bottles

* Masterlegodude inserts �150

Dillpickle · February 13, 2024, 02:24:49 AM

You get a syntax error message on the machine due to insufficient social credit, plus your icon was a ? symbol until I was typing my response, so that goes to show how symbols work on this ancient message board.

I insert a proper Fiat currency that is accepted in the majority of vending machines across the globe

Conan · February 19, 2024, 03:33:52 PM

You get the currency back as the machine rejects it

I insert a fortune cookie fortune

bloody jumper · February 19, 2024, 05:02:36 PM

Oddly enough, you get the same fortune back, only the lucky numbers on the back have all changed to repeating 17s. Eventually the 17th of that month, you find a $20 bill lying in the parking lot of your local grocery store.

I insert a pair of prescription glasses.

Goth77 · February 20, 2024, 06:45:34 AM

With your specialty prescription glasses you are able to see the future - because of this you know exactly what will happen when

*Goth inserts a bottle cap*