Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Vending machine starts firing green slime all over Felix's dead body. The slime makes you come back to life.....but what is the slime.......ewww......?

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts fire

[Ad Bot]

[Felix]

you get ice.



felix inserts his new sig.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

The machine rejects it because it sucks.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts his better sig

[Felix]

felix cries out

how do i get a detailed sig!?

[GoronLeader]

You get a sarcastic answer from Goron

* GoronLeader inserts Felix

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Off topic to Felix:

Haven't you heard of Photoshop?

Hate, MasterCE

[Spock]

GoronLeader gets -3  s and his mother scolds him.

*Spock insterts 10 墳

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You look at the machine and notice there's a note that says "Out of Order." You leave then someone comes and repairs it.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts the guy who repaired the machine

[Felix]

you get the repairman's crack.



felix inserts another speaker

[rapperkid04]

you recieve a biznatch slap from half the community

*Rapperkid04 inserts 1$

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get 50 cents.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts pure anger

[squidhead]

You get 100% Pure Maple Syrup

* squidhead inserts pankackes

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Nothing happens. You loss your pancakes and don't get anything back.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts flaming chocolate

[Facechild]

YOU GET, dishes with the remains of the pankakes you inserted (guess the machine was hungry)
Facechild inserts a bag of potatochips

[squidhead]

You get Abraham Lincoln

* squidhead insert's Felix's Niceness ( witch is about the size of a piece of salt)