Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 861599 times)

-=>RR<=-MasterCE · January 25, 2006, 06:58:25 PM

You get Paper Maveric: The 20 Minute Door

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts a gun

[Edit]First on 12th page :P

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nige111 · January 26, 2006, 03:52:42 AM

it goes straight through and shoots you when it comes out the bottom. in the knee. loving ow.

* nige111 inserts pwnage

-=>RR<=-MasterCE · January 27, 2006, 02:45:37 PM

One of those Cartoon Boxing Gloves that shoots out flys out of the slot, hits you, then goes back in.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts a moldy pizza

Facechild · January 27, 2006, 02:53:34 PM

Suddenly the vending machine shakes, leans to it's side and lets out a huuuge fart.

Facechild inserts a baby

-=>RR<=-MasterCE · January 27, 2006, 03:14:25 PM

The baby flys back out ON FIRE. It jumps on you for help, but it makes you catch fire and you both die.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts Harry Potter's Magic Wand

Facechild · January 27, 2006, 04:00:43 PM

Suddenly some fundamentalist christians come at you from no where and burn you at the stake for being a witch.

facechild inserts a big fat doobie

Wedge · January 27, 2006, 04:31:04 PM

You are exiled to an ammish community and spend the rest of your life churning butter.

* Wedge inserts the Death Star plans stolen from that one scene in Star Wars Episode II.

-=>RR<=-MasterCE · January 27, 2006, 05:04:41 PM

You get your own site, but it all about making fun of you and how to make you feel bad.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts SpaceBalls 2: The Search for more money

Funkymun1 · January 27, 2006, 09:00:52 PM

you get a crappy movie

*inserts DisneyWorld tour guide

Grim Ant · January 27, 2006, 09:17:21 PM

The macine rapes the tour guide

* Grim Ant inserts tomato

TheRenderMan · January 27, 2006, 10:02:53 PM

* TheRenderMan Inserts $1

-=>RR<=-MasterCE · January 27, 2006, 10:16:03 PM

Your item gets stuck on the way out then the machine forces it out so fast, it kills you. It was a mag about how bad it is when ppl die from being hit by a mag coming out of a vending machine at high speed.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts throw-up

Felix · January 27, 2006, 10:50:13 PM

you get some of that nasty orange stuff they use to cover it up...

felix inserts a jiggling green thing with purple spots

Grim Ant · January 27, 2006, 11:22:57 PM

you suddenly feel jiggly and you turn greenw ith purple spots

Felix · January 27, 2006, 11:40:53 PM

felix eats his arm.

felix inserts a

that turned brown for some reason...