Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Red Penguin]

You get Mario World 1

*Red Penguin inserts the toy.

[Ad Bot]

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get the  toy

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts Weird Al Yankovic's Album "Even Worse"

[Facechild]

Chuck Norris pops out of the vending machine and roundhouse kicks you in the face, then proceeds to eat the wierd al Album just because he can.

Inserts Every Episode of Walker Texas Ranger.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get banned from the blockland forum for insulting Weird Al and not capitalizing it.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts Facechild's head (still attacted to his body)

[sonic_knx]

You win absolutly nothing but a few scraps of food that you should donate to an orphan home.


*[KNX]sonic_knx inserts a friggin dirty dollar found at michael jackson's molestation/murder scene (MJ is teh 1 who died)

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get a "Knuckle Sandwitch."

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts ^{_{Cocoa Puffs}} (look at the line to see what it really is)

[sonic_knx]

You win youmama's mama




*[KNX]sonic_knx inserts a dolla

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

It doesn't accept your doller because it's riped and bent.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts timebomb that's at 1 minute to explosion (as in, if you don't respond in a minute, your Blockland Vending Machine will be gone forever!)

[Felix]

felix comes and gets blown up.

felix goes back to earth because he was already in heaven.

felix inserts the blood dripping from the rips in his flesh, still from the monkeys

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Too late! *Orders New Blockland Vending Machine* *Puts new one where old one used to be.*

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts remains of old Blockland Vending Machine

[Felix]

you get another vending machine.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

*punchs Felix's head into the slot where you put in an item (in the one i ordered)* (tell me what comes out of the item-release slot)

[Felix]

you get felix's head.



felix inserts, um.... alright im outta ideas so felix inserts   $1

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Machine doesn't accept it and it spits it out at you so fast, it cuts you in half.

*-=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts Felix's remains

[Maveric]

You get a note from the Grim Reaper:

Dear MasterCE,

Thank you for doing business with us, but you will be next >:)

Sincerely,
Death

* Maveric inserts Torque Game Engine 1.3