Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[baron]

you get a spy video camera

baron inserts dr.breen

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

You get A can of Dr.Breen Juice.

* SWAT One inserts a Baseball-sized wadd of C4 and runs off to leave the prize for the next guy.

[Sheath]

You get a free BLID.

* Sheath inserts a dime.

[Lesrock]

You get 10 pennies.

I insert my old iPod.

[Iban]

You get a Zune.

* Inserts a bullet.

[rooster767]

You get an M4A1! But when you grab it, it implodes.

*rooster767 inserts a Cheese-It

[Donro98]

You get an M4A1! But when you grab it, it implodes.

*rooster767 inserts a Cheese-It

You get an egg.
I insert Chuck Norris

[TomTheGeek²]

The machine rejects it, and Chuck Norris kicks you in the balls so hard that you are legally a woman.

*Inserts air.

[billy1]

The machine rejects it, and Chuck Norris kicks you in the balls so hard that you are legally a woman.

*Inserts air.

You get cake for no damn reason

*Inserts car key

[Sheath]

There is an engine sound, then the machine ejects a large puff of smoke in your face.

* Sheath inserts a glass of water.

[TomTheGeek²]

I get a Coca-Cola :D.

* Inserts a bottle of Dasani water

[KetaTheCat]

You get a live chicken.

*KetaTheCat inserts $1
Bump, wanted to keep topic going.

[SWAT One]

You get a Mug and a T-shirt.

* SWAT One inserts my avatar.

[Max4344]

You get $0
Max4344 puts in air

[SWAT One]

You get liquid Oxygen and Nitrogen with chunks of Dry Ice floating on the top.