Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Juicy Drop Pop]

You get a cardboard image of Elvis Presley

*Inserts my nan

[Ad Bot]

[keesfani]

You get Justin Bieber

keesfani inserts keesfani

[Juicy Drop Pop]

You get a little grey alien that claws one of your eyes out then runs back into the machine

*Juicy Drop Pop inserts the Justin bieber back into the machine and then puts a bot that looks like me in front of the machine and runs off

[Mr Man]

you run into chuck norris and he roundhouse kicks you


I insert a tree

[Superbot]

You get wood. durr am i funny yet becus i maek jok dat sownd rong and is hard 2 get!!!
*Superbot inserts Creepypasta.

[kanew2000]

The contents of that creepypasta became reality around you.

The stuff was out of you immediantly from such fear.


I insert what's left of Superbot's sanity.

[Trymos]

You get a mysterious device that says Press red button to sap your sanity.

I insert my stuff hoping for something better.

[hotshot87]

you get god's stuff.

I insert the internet

[Trymos]

You get the police.

I insert the internet hotshot put in.

[pecon7]

You get something that doesn't exist.

* pecon7 inserts a small marble.

[rockslide26]

You get a lovey person called G-Dude

I insert a shard of glass

[palpatine]

You got a super hot girlfriend

*Palpatine inserts 1$

[_Rave_]

You get 4 quarters and a gold coin with the face of Yoda on it.

*_Rave_ inserts a Zune Pass Card.

[hotshot87]

you get spam
I insert diferent colered text spelledz wrongz.

[plad101]

You get me

I insert a zuse cannon