Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alex Man!]

You get 2 dollars!

I insert A gun

you get a fine lovey lady

I insert my d!ck.

[Ad Bot]

[xHerobrinex]

it gets jammed

I insert a bear

[BlockoCrafter]

You get creep.

*Inserts insert.

[pecon7]

You receive a receive.

* pecon7 inserts a program I had just made, on a disk.

[xHerobrinex]

You receive nothing because the disk is scratched and it cannot read it

I insert a steam

[Lesrock]

You get HL2ep3 beta

I insert Gordan Freeman.

[battlebrain]

you receive a headcrab



i insert a fingernail

[Lesrock]

You get a toenail

I insert a Gameboy cartridge.

[battlebrain]

you receive a note that says "dude you still have one of these?"



i insert my poo

[Lesrock]

You get piss

I insert the note I received.

[battlebrain]

you receive the gameboy cartridge



i insert a cup of donkey semen

[Mr Man]

You get a cup of donkey piss


I insert an empty sprite bottle

[pecon7]

You receive a flame sprite

* pecon7 inserts something, but I didn't look at what it was

[BlockoCrafter]

You get your Blockland Key you inserted back.

*Inserts a bottle of soup and a can of water.

[curiosblockland6]

You get a strange, glowing rock...

*curiosblockland6 insterts $5.