Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mr Man]

You get an even luckier necklace

I insert Micheal Jackson's body.

[Ad Bot]

[funinabox]

You get the never-released home alone 0 comes out, starring some kid and micheal jackson

for some reason its rated NC-17.

I stick in Robin Walker.

[lilpappaknox]

Robin walker come out trained in the art O' bows and shoots you're eyes out so you can't see and then get put into vending machine.
 
      lilpappaknox inserts trololololol ho hohohoho trololololol ho hohohoho hohohoho

[Primus]

Robin walker come out trained in the art O' bows and shoots you're eyes out so you can't see and then get put into vending machine.
 
      lilpappaknox inserts trololololol ho hohohoho trololololol ho hohohoho hohohoho

You get all games on Steam for free then get banned from Steam.

*Noblaum sticks in Call of Duty duct-taped to the Geneva Convention hoping for an allergic reaction.

[JimJam]

You recieve a Twix bar.
James inserts a Ford Aerostar

[Coulmbai]

You recieve a Twix bar.
James inserts a Ford Aerostar

you get nothing
:trollfaec:

I insert my phone

[Primus]

You recieve no tea (the absence of plate, cup, and warm water with tea seasonings or the mysterious lack of tea itself).

*Noblaum inserts Lrd English's Cairo Overcoat.

[FrozenEye]

You get a vagina

I insert a TV

[-Newt-]

You get a Twilight

I insert the 5% of dignity I still have left

[Gojira]

You lose your dignity as the machine stole it.

I insert a vending machine and then proceed to divide by zero.

[lilpappaknox]

You get a black hole
   
       lilpappaknox inserts a giant 

[xxxxkill]

You get the shoulder of the giant.

I insert a fail bin.

[Shortcut]

You get sent to the fail bin

* Shortcut inserts his kitten

[Shy_Guy]

You get a guy named HCBailly.

Shoves in DeceasedCrab.

[Coulmbai]

You get alivecrab

I Insert 20$