Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mr Man]

You get a knife to cut yourself

I insert Mad tv

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

You get MLP.


I insert Killing floor

[pecon98]

You get living floor.

* pecon98 inserts

invisible text.

[morningstar]

You get a pound of cheddar cheese.
 * Morningstar inserts pecon98's pound of cheese

[Mr Man]

you get a pound of butter

I insert another vending machine

[Texan101]

You get divided by zero.

* Texan101 inserts OP.

[Pompmaker1]

You get Badmin.

I insert Greebflunko brestahula.

[MaroonCacti]

you get crabs

*marooncacti inserts a toilet paper tube

[Mariobro123586]

you get ten billion ponies
I INSERT
A CREEPER

[Mr Man]

The machine blows up and kills you


*Mr Man installs another machine and inserts an Enderman

[Pompmaker1]

A block of stone appears and suffocates you.

I insert behd spalin an grammuh wich ees behd very.

[Daemon18553]

You receive a kilt.

*Daemon puts in 1 Reichsmark*

[FFSO]

You receive a portal that appears to go to a different dimension but the blue portal becomes distorted, you jump in it unaware that entering an unstable portal is dangerous, and it splits your body in half, you fall dead on the hard pavement ground wondering why the world is so cruel to you.

* Nobelium inserts 1 quarter

[Daemon18553]

You receive one kilo of antimatter, and the ensuing explosion engulfs [ SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE ] and destroys it with a force stonger than 1000 burning suns.

*Daemon inserts his snake*

[FFSO]

You receive a teaspoon of sperm.

* Nobelium inserts a Form application