Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ChappersTeddy]

You get thrown a tomato at you.

* ChappersTeddy inserts a large scattergun

[Ad Bot]

[ruiner369]

You get a small scattergun without ammo.
* Ruiner369 inserts his richard

[Kumquat]

You get a can of ink from the inside of a sharpie.
*inserts a vending machine with a vending machine inside of that

[-1 Up]

You get --awdn23s!@#52d---[TRANSMISSION ERROR, TRY AGAIN LATER]--- in a can.

I insert.... a cat. With beans. Flaming beans.

[Becquerel]

You get a Mexican Hooker.
I insert a MALE Mexican Hooker

[Mardalf]

You get a sweet and sour burrito


*inserts his shoe 


Wow this thread is still alive?

[Peejster]

You get a sandal.

* Peejster inserts a live cow.

[Funnelcakes]

You get a stuffed pig!

*Funnelcakes inserts a soda can.

[Peejster]

You get soda, which pours out of the vending machine and all over the floor.

* Peejster inserts Tezuni.

[Lil D]

You get a plastic bag.

*Lil D inserts his snake a house.

[Man 2]

You get ~36000 gold.

* Rotavator inserts an invalid credit card.

[Lil Robot]

you recieve a pirated copy of serious sam 3, now with giant pink scorpions

* Lil Robot inserts shoes

[YorkTown95]

You get sandals.

* YorkTown95 Inserts a packed bag

[Mr Man]

You get a 747 jumbo jet


I insert Engrish

[pecon98]

u git dis keind uf stof.

* pecon98 inserts English