Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Telly]

Shadow86 gets Myst DS, which is crap compared to the original Myst!

* Telly steals Myst DS from Shadow86, and inserts research into the machine!

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

I RECEIVE MY SELF


riot inserts him self

[Shadow86]

Uhm... the game doesn't go like that...
Oh well.

The vending machine spits you back out, cause you didn't have an avatar.

* Shadow86 inserts $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

[Telly]

Shadow86 gets all of the Myst games ever and Myst: Uru online re-opens!

*Telly steals Shadow's prize, gets an Uru online account, and inserts a Bahro head first into the machine

[|Shadow]

You get caught by cops and spend your life in jail and eventually become gay.

* |Shadow inserts a headset

[Telly]

I become straight again, break out of prison, and kill Shadow

*Telly inserts Sirrus head first into the machine! (BTW, Sirrius is evil)

[Roland]

You get an an explosion worse then an atom bomb which blasts you to pieces, so you cant come back to life no matter what, the vending machine explodes as well.

The vending machine is replaced.

*Roland inserts $2.50 and an alarm clock set for the alarm to go off in 4 hours.

[Shadow86]

3 hours 59 minutes and 52 seconds have passed until the vending machine finally gives you something.
You get a time bomb made of cheap materials that were only $2.50 and the time bomb gets stuck to your head. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

But somehow the timebomb doesn't work.

* Shadow86 inserts Roland's body.

[Telly]

You get a posessed kitten with three tails and four ears that brings me back to life using its demented voodo, which it can only use once!

* Telly inserts a note that reads "Marker Switch Vault Access, Island of Myst: The vault is located in very plain view on the Island of Myst, and access can be achieved very easily if the simple instructions are followed. First, locate each of the Marker Switches on the island. Turn every one of these switches to the "on" position. Then, go to the dock and, as a final step, turn the Marker Switch there to the "off" position."

[Shadow86]

wish granted but you have a version of mist that was stolen. i wish i was older

EDIT: Sorry, my brother was on. Ignore this post.

[Miga]

You get a posessed kitten with three tails and four ears that brings me back to life using its demented voodo, which it can only use once!

* Telly inserts a note that reads "Marker Switch Vault Access, Island of Myst: The vault is located in very plain view on the Island of Myst, and access can be achieved very easily if the simple instructions are followed. First, locate each of the Marker Switches on the island. Turn every one of these switches to the "on" position. Then, go to the dock and, as a final step, turn the Marker Switch there to the "off" position."

You get tl;dr.

* Miga inserts the /me command

[captain blue]

I get /you command

*Captain Blue inserts a coffee mug

[Sheezy]

A dwarf pops out and eats you.

* Sheezy inserts a kitten bone ear ring

[Dr.Pain]

You get a Copy of CoD4

*Dr.Pain inserts 1$

[Roland]

You get a posessed kitten with three tails and four ears that brings me back to life using its demented voodo, which it can only use once!

You broke the law of my atom bomb see

You get an an explosion worse then an atom bomb which blasts you to pieces, so you cant come back to life no matter what

Anyway, you (dr.pain) get a broken ipod

*Roland inserts a microwave with metal & plastic in it and the microwave is set for 10 hours