Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockland1337]

You get an alive hobo.

* Blockland1337 inserts a BUMP

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

You receive a bump.

* SWAT One inserts a bucket of legos.

[Blooker]

You receive a LEGO carrot

*Blooker inserts 599 US dollars

[lolzorz mcgee]

You receive a giant crab.

* Lolzorz McGee inserts a handful of sesame seeds.

[Theepicman]

You get sunflower seeds

Theepicman inserts a DavidDoss2003

[blazerblock2]

You get a note that says, "forget you." and a carrot.

* blazerblock2 inserts 100 caps.

[Cargøn]

Blood spurts out of the service area of the machine.
Cargøn inserts a lottery ticket

[-Maxx-]

You get nothing but a fake dollar!
I insert myself.

[Blockland1337]

You die and I find your dead body and

* Blockland1337 inserts  :cookie:s

[SWAT One]

You get a note that says, "forget yourself." and a carrot.

You receive :panda:s

* SWAT One inserts a steaming bucket of molten plastic.

[Zeblote]

You get cold plastic

I insert c4 and explode it

[LegendZ]

But you can't insert c4 then explode it!
So the kind machine does that for you, and ejects it in your face, where it explodes.

* LegendZ inserts a defused bomb.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

You get the parts from it.
I insert a singularity.

[Darksaber530]

You get the parts from it.
I insert a singularity.

You get one unrefined Lapis Lazuli Rock
And a sack of what you think as broken paperclips, but you're not sure...

* Darksaber530 inserts a broken glass cup

[Blockland1337]

You get one unrefined Lapis Lazuli Rock
And a sack of what you think as broken paperclips, but you're not sure...

* Darksaber530 inserts a broken glass cup

You get a refined glass cup

* Blockland1337 inserts Diamond Ore.