Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Sheezy]

The vending machine grabs you and rams your stuff back into your starfish with a giant titanium carrot with spikes on it.

* Sheezy inserts dead kitten

[Ad Bot]

[mike1337]

The dead kitten comes back.

mike inserts 1$ false money

[duke 838]

you get a pupppy


                        <inserts $1>

[black knight]

you get 4  quarters



*black knight inserts a live gernade

[Mr.Spork]

You get death



 *Mr.Spork Inserts an ear*

[dark ninja]

you get the other ear

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*dark inserts a cow

[mike1337]

You'll get two cows.

mike1337 inserts a destroyed Mac

[dark ninja]

you get a working mac but you drop it


*dark inserts 2 quarts of milk

[Amiret]

You get a yoyo

* Amiret inserts 2 fake 100 dollar bills

[mike1337]

You'll get a

mike inserts one cent

[IbanZ]

You get AIDS.

* Iban inserts some research.

[MegaScience]

A bullet speeds out the prize slot and directly into your balls. Then a weird, deep voice from nowhere says "creep HAS BEEN STERILIZED!"

* MegaScience inserts hand and tries to reach for the BioShock 2 Alpha disc.

[galisprayo]

The cd cuts off your hand

* galisprayo inserts IbanZ

[MegaScience]

A Piece of Paper saying "Drama Queen" comes out.

* MegaScience inserts active explosives and runs

[mike1337]

You'll get a atomic bomb.

mike1337 inserts tons of uranium