Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Hugums]

A deactivated bomb that says
"if lost please return to black night"
i then return it to black night and he gives me 20 dollars

puts in the twenty

[Ad Bot]

[MegaScience]

The bacon grease leaked in and the machine doesn't react to the bacon you put in.

* MegaScience inserts his own head, still attached *

[mike1337]

The head got stuck in the machine.

* mike1337 inserts ice cubes *

[Spiderpig]

Outa order

I shall put in another vendinding machine

[General Nick]

You get a scientist saying "Putting a vending machine in another vending machine is just like dividing by zer- OSHT!"

* Gen. Nick inserts a black hole.

[Spiderpig]

You get china

<inserts item here>

[General Nick]

You get a whole stuffload of HTML coding.

*Inserts Rick Astley

[Hugums]

gets the remains of, what seems like, Rick Astley

inserts a 5 then presses the change button and takes the change then inserts 4 quarters

[MegaScience]

You get a fist to the face from the prize slot. This first oddly resembles Chuck Norris's fist.

I wish I inserted my "Granted" topic.

[Marcem]

Granted, but a spam topic comes out.

[MegaScience]

You didn't insert anything

* MegaScience inserts bacon *

[General Nick]

You didn't insert anything

* MegaScience inserts bacon *

Bacon jumps out of the receive slot screaming at you "WHY THE forget DID YOU SHOVE ME IN THERE", then you realize that you were dreaming and strips of bacon can't talk. You laugh, eat the Bacon (ARRGH) and walk home.

*Inserts MegaScience

[MegaScience]

You didn't insert anything

* MegaScience inserts bacon *

(Gen nick...WTF, I'm not accepting that ;_;)

[Spiderpig]

Inserts a none crying magasience j/k

Puts in money and lots of it

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get chocolate.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts DINOSAUR