Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Slammer1337]

You get a button.

I insert one dollar.

you receive a 1x1 plate brick

i insert one dollar

[Ad Bot]

[The Subject]

You get 50 cents back.

I insert the 50 cents.

[Theepicman]

The 50 cents is counterfeit and you didn't notice and you get caught by the Vending machine's security and you get booted to the moon.



I insert a random forum topic.

[AcornCake]

You get a pat on the back.

I insert my mom's credit card

[IronMelon]

You get a note saying "NOT THERE YOU DISGUSTING THING!"

I insert a dollar

[XR-7]

You get a pat on the back.

I insert my mom's credit card

The vending machine shreds your dollar.

I insert a $3 bill.

[Skarm1337]

You get condom


*Skarm inserts .50 cents

[Jaxx]

you get a thug life

i insert blood orange soda

[ßlöükfáce]

The machine is now bloodthirsty and wants to murder everyone

I insert the doge I got earlier

[Pecon]

You receive a cat.

* Pecon inserts some socks.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Pecon gets some gloves
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts 255 random coins

[ßlöükfáce]

You get a pair of headphones

I insert my new razer mouse

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a razor blade.

I put in SmartWater, because Spring Water is for swimming, and SmartWater is for drinking.

[Popcorn Maniac]

Your water gets rejected and you drown.



I insert that arab money

[childofdarkness016]

I insert that arab money

I insert that arab money

*cringe*

You get punched by the Fist of Ignorance. wait if it's called the fist of ignorance then doesn't it make people more ignorant wtf who cares

I insert nothing except nothing.