Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[MegaScience]

The remains of the machine reform and pile drive you hard enough to kill you.

* MegaScience inserts his seed (wink wink)

[Ad Bot]

[Tylale]

You get a baby vending machine.

*Inserts magic turtle*

[Tiesha]

Gets magic.......... chocolate

*Inserts $1

[Faran]

Gets a magic wand that can spawn Anything you want!

*inserts $1

[Tylale]

Gets change for a dollar.

*Inserts radioactive waste*

[CC]

You get human waste.

*CC inserts 23 pieces of bacon.

[infomaniac]

The bacon goes in the coin return slot

*inserts $1

[Sirrus]

You get... Nothing.

*inserts one sheep

[Randomguy]

You get one new shirt.

*Inserts a can of Dr. Pepper.*

[Sirrus]

You get one new shirt.

*Inserts a can of Dr. Pepper.*

You get the same can of Dr. Pepper.
*Inserts several gallons of draino

[infomaniac]

you melt the coin slot new mechean time

[Shadow86]

System error: No item was given during the process of posting. ERROR: UNKNOWN ERROR! ERROR: NO ITEM-shgisvvhhennnn... -static-

The machine self destructs yet again, but then it magically reformed... Then the error starts again and explodes again... wtf?

* Shadow86 replaces the Blockland Vending Machine from a secret hidden vending machine topic.

[MegaScience]

Whatever

* MegaScience inserts his new avatar *

[Moppy]

Your new avatar comes back out with a tag that says "too stupid to accept for a prize."

inserts    x 100

[Sheezy]

You get aids

* Sheezy inserts megasciences dead body, to hide the evidence.