Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Coupon]

You get a spark plug and $3.49

I insert an aardvark.

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

You get two aardvarks.

I insert the fact that this thread has been alive for eight years

[renderman2]

you get sued by lego

i insert blockland beta 2005 leaked half life gaben

[Schrödinger]

You get a gundam.
I insert a Gundam.

[Gytyyhgfffff]

You get a hippopotamus.

*Gytyyhgfffff inserts a sperm whale

[Boink!]

you get eye strain

I insert a cat

[Bomb Kirby]

you get a hat

I insert Super Smash Bros 4.

[WaffleCake]

you get a free copy of amazing world

*attempts to insert a loving Crobat into the machine

[Victory]

you get a rock
*victory inserts a plastic bag

[Renousim]

you get plastic
*Reno inserts air

[Pwnon]

you get a spanish hooker
*Pwnon inserts a live cat

[Dglider]

you get a canadian flag
*Dglider inserts a fork

[ßlöükfáce]

You get satan

I insert a obama carrot

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get a mitt romney carrot

i insert a can of soda

[AtlasBlue]

You get a dollar.

*Atlas inserts Kaje's Auto-Launcher.