Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Planr]

You get hepatitis A, B, C and all other letters of the hepatitis alphabet

* Planr inserts a Kebab

[Ad Bot]

[buttkills64]

you win a ps4

buttkills64 inserts a gold brick

[GoldenChicken43]

You win an achievement + Steam card!

* GoldenChicken43 inserts 10$ gift card

[Aperture Science]

You get a game.

* Aperture Science inserts Garry's Mod

[Cupcakehat]

you get ass cancer

*cupcakehat inserts his richard

[Pie Crust]

You get scammed.

* Pie Crust inserts a dead body

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a ticket. How generous!

I insert Flatflyer's long-lost wings

[Bomb Kirby]

The machine denies the objects inserted. A small screen reads "Error: BUMP".

After calling a technician over to fix the machine, it is now safe to continue using the machine.

I insert Flatflyer's long-lost wings once more!

[Zanaran2]

You grow wings. What the forget oh my god jesus forget.

I do the sensible thing and not use the vending machine.

[GoldenChicken43]

You grow wings. What the forget oh my god jesus forget.

I do the sensible thing and not use the vending machine.

The universe divides by 0

* GoldenChicken43 inserts 1 KB SD card

[SWAT One]

You get melted electric parts.

* SWAT One inserts a lightning rod.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a lightning stone.

I insert the "It Happened" thread.

[Valkerone]

You get an ungodly amount of cringe.

I insert a used bra.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get $4 back.

I insert SWAT One.

[Aperture Science]

You get SWAT Two

I insert the Blockland Vending Machine