Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Shadow cube master]

You win a FREE lewinsky



*Cube master inserts 666 coins

[Ad Bot]

[crunk²]

you get nothing

* crunk² inserts a very expensive audiophile setup

[HellHound]

You get a very expensive child enthusiast setup.


I insert two quarters and a gum wrapper.

[crunk²]

you get 00000

* crunk² inserts john lennon's corpse

[Darksaber2213]

-snip-

you get a bottle of Cesar salad dressing

* Darksaber2213 inserts a dollar.

[TheNoob]

You get a dollar!

*I insert a dollar

[Biohazard]

The machine eats your money and you don't get anything.

* Biohazard dies and inserts himself

[TheNoob]

You get a red cake?

*TheNoob inserts a nuke*

[Alyx Vance]

You get Russias weaponry



I insert paradox

[Pie Crust]

This sentence is false.

* Pie Crust inserts GLaDOS

[Epicduke]

This sentence is false.

* Pie Crust inserts GLaDOS

you get a potatoes

I insert in the ottoman empire

[HellHound]

You get an ottoman chair.

I insert an old Playboy magazine.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get... wait, why is it always me who has to determine what you get for putting in that kind of stuff?

I insert the above post.

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a bundle of sticks.

*inserts lame yo mama joke*

[Bomb Kirby]

You get 99.99% of all yo mama jokes in existence.

I insert the fact that my posts per day is currently 1.999, and shall now/soon be 2.000.