Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Redconer]

YOU ARE ENGULFED BY THIS SATAN PAGE

I INSERT A DEVIL COOKBOOK

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

you get fire

I insert AoT??????

[Blockchip]

you get fire

I insert AoT??????

You get star fish of Tenacity

I insert myself

[Citrus]

A large, fleshy cookie emerges.


I produce a live kitten who stares at me as if to say "Please, think of how wrong the world is already. Why make it worse be ending an innocent's life?" I laugh heartlessly as I SHOVE IT IN.

[shamester]

A large, fleshy cookie emerges.


I produce a live kitten who stares at me as if to say "Please, think of how wrong the world is already. Why make it worse be ending an innocent's life?" I laugh heartlessly as I SHOVE IT IN.

An even cuter cat comes out

I insert Tezuni

[Citrus]

The never-before-seen mineral Zunite comes out! It's highly radioactive.


Meanwhile, I take the new kitten and feed it to a satan living in my basement, because of this page number.
The wild satan explodes from the blinding purity of the small animal, and I gather the remains and shove them back into the machine.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get the key to Hell's gates.

I insert a drachma I was saving for the ferryman.

[Mr Queeba]

I INSERT SATAN
yay page 666

[WaffleCake]

You get Jesus.

*WaffleCake inserts a candle used in Satanic practices.

[Dannu]

You get Sadism

*Dannu inserts disruptive posting to be in post 666

[NML Cygni]

you get nothing

i insert god

[Blocky943]

You get an argument

* Blocky943 inserts a bomb

[The GI of MA]

a terrorist comes out

* The GI of MA insert 666 dollars

[Cookies and Cream]

You get a cookie (a piece of my cookie body)
 
Cookies & Cream insert $1 and a bible

[jarelash]

You get absolutely nothing. BECAUSE THE VENDING MACHINE IS EVIL! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ahem.... I insert a tentacle.