Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[NotBomberguy]

you get a cigarette

I insert ˙ ͜>˙

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

you get a lennyface

I insert a half-full box of Coco-Puffs

[Whackin]

you get a quarter-full box of Coco-Puffs

 i insert maxwell

[Drydess]

you get a gay kiss on the lips

i insert my dog

[Insert Name Here²]

You get pie crust

I insert a name

[Rigel]

you get taxes

I insert Lego's lad.

[Lego lad]

you get puns


i insert Eon

[Starbound]

You get Pecon
* I insert Badspot's Bad Spot Pet.

[Timestamp]

i insert A NEEWWWW CARRRR!!!!!!!

wow i completely forgeted that one up

lemme try that again:

you get a new meme

*I insert a manly beard

[the evil corperation]

You get a log

* the evil corperation inserts betel

[TableSalt]

you get kalph

* TableSalt inserts a condom

[SWAT One]

You get a condom filled with diet coke.

* SWAT One inserts liquid salt.

[Space1255]

You get ice, aka solid water

I insert every fire emblem game made to date and a sacrifice of 1lb of my blood

[Trymos]

you get a cease and desist by nintendo

i insert nothing but instead i punch the vending machine really hard

[WaterOre]

you break your hand

I insert trymos' broken hand